I found a jetpack in a construction site, climbed a tall crane, and blasted off into the sky before spiraling into a tree. I enjoyed licking a car doing donuts in a field with the goatвЂ™s adhesive tongue and being dragged along for a zany ride. The main draw lies in the emergent gameplay that occurs when a rambunctious, player-controlled goat wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting town. The loose controls and numerous bugs arenвЂ™t enough to cause intense frustration, but they also aren't crazy enough to be entertaining, either. Developer Coffee Stain Studios understands its game is an unpolished practice in absurdity, and has included an achievement for making the game crash. Within the first hour of the game I was trapped behind buildings, stuck in fences, and falling through the game world. Accomplishing your malicious or self-abusive goals is easy enough, but overall platforming and object collision is buggy beyond belief. Smashing through fences and launching innocent bystanders is amusing at first, especially if the unpredictable physics sends them hurtling further than expected.Д®ven with some simple challenges (more on that later), meandering destruction is the core of the gameplay. You can jump, ram, bleat, lick things, ragdoll, and slow time to relish the more dramatic moments.

This single stage is the only offering in the whole game, which doesn't provide much variety. Players are dropped into a small sandbox world as a goat. The developersвЂ™ humorously dismissive statement accurately sums up the wacky, physics-based sandbox, but it doesn't encompass the entirety of the titleвЂ™s shortcomings and goat-related chaos. Coffee Stain StudioвЂ™s main page for Goat Simulator describes it as вЂњa small, broken, and stupid game.вЂќ These arenвЂ™t the words IвЂ™d typically use to begin a review, but I found them appropriate.

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